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why I think my husband would be a good blogger?

The back story: I have been doing Weight Watchers at Work since September 8, 2008 and with that we (my husband and I) have been buying more low calorie, high fiber, low fat/fat free type foods. He's been eating some of them since I started this program but it wasn't until recently that he started going at it full force.

His work is doing a biggest loser contest, each person chipped in $25 and the winner will get the whole pot! So my husbands goal, to win the pot. In order to help him in this process we are now eating like a Weight Watchers couple. I pack his lunch with good items that are WW friendly and we are also doing the "Couch to 5k" program (run/walking 3 times a week). So we're hoping that it really helps both of us crank down some of the weight that we need to loose and possibly be $350 richer!

With that said, this was the email that I received from my husband on the first day on this new diet....


Why I am Farting
A poem by *happyhopeful's dh

Mocha madness
Tempting my taste buds at dawn

You drew me in with your seductive scent

Easy to eat
You made my commute tasty and effortless

You drew me in with your seductive scent

You have come to pass
You have torn my insides out

I push people away with my awful scent




If you don't know my husband, he's quite humorous. If you didn't laugh at this, then you need some more humor in your life.



*full name omitted for stalkers privacy sake.

Comments

sassytimes said…
This cracked me up!!!

Funny story: My doctor told me to start eating more fiber a few years ago. I started and all the sudden I was a huge gas tank. I go back for another check up and mention it and she's like "oh yeh, fiber does that to you".

Thanks for the warning! ;)
Alyson said…
That's hilarious!!
Mrs. Dirnberger said…
He is sooo funny! reminds me much of my husband, the joker! He needs to secretly write on here
Allison said…
Too funny! That's definitely an unfortunate side effect of eating WW-friendly stuff!
Danica Lynn said…
Funny DH you have!!! HA!!!
t.w.i.t. said…
Yes, he does push people away with his awful scent.

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